Introduction                                       1  (8)
    Life in the Fishbowl                           9  (10)
    Baby Honeymoon                                 19 (6)
    Daddy's Boy                                    25 (8)
    Is She or Isn't She?                           33 (10)
    Round Two, Round Again                         43 (8)
    The Family Curse                               51 (14)
    Monkey Business                                65 (10)
    The Suburban Dream                             75 (8)
    People Randomly Die                            83 (8)
    My Birthday Girls                              91 (6)
    Good Fences Make Good Neighbors                97 (10)
    End of an Era                                  107(12)
    When's the Baby Due?                           119(6)
    My First and Last Block Party                  125(10)
    Hollywood Halloweens                           135(14)
    Mommywood on Vacation                          149(12)
    Stepmommywood                                  161(10)
    Retail and Therapy                             171(14)
    Almost Normal                                  185(14)
    Red Carpet Drama                               199(10)
    So Long, Jagermeister Shots                    209(8)
    Unresolved Issues                              217(4)
    Children of the Gays                           221(6)
    Goodnight Moon                                 227(4)
Afterword: The Other Shoe                          231(8)
Acknowledgments                                    239